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Aries “I could not be more at one with nature. I do Coachella every year.” — David Rose Taurus “Hide your diamonds, hide your exes.” — Alexis Rose Gemini “Gossip is the devil’s telephone. Best to just hang up.” — Moira Rose Cancer “I plan on popping a pill, crying a bit, and falling asleep early.” — David Rose Leo “I walk through life in really nice shoes.” — Alexis Rose Virgo “I...
adminoiam2single Dec 31 '19
Dean Forester AmazonYou’re into Hallmark movies. You’re loyal and are a thoughtful gift-giver. Golden retrievers are your favorite dog and possibly your favorite animals. You’re really into scarves. Jess Mariano AmazonYou’re so hungry to be seen—not just seen, but recognized—that you’re willing to tolerate bad treatment to get it. You’re a thinker and you’ve prided yourself on your taste...
adminoiam2single Dec 31 '19
1. Why can’t you answer all the parts of a text? It’s like one question or task and your brain overloads and can’t handle any more information. 2. What is it like to have large jean pockets? 3. How do you tell if a guy likes you? 4. Why do you take so long in the bathroom? 5. Do guys care if their girl has a bit of tummy fat or am I just super self-conscious? 6. Are nipples...
adminoiam2single Dec 31 '19
1. Never have I ever written a love letter. 2. Never have I ever said I love you first. 3. Never have I ever had a dry spell that lasted longer than a year. 4. Never have I ever visited a strip club. 5. Never have I ever cheated in a relationship. 6. Never have I ever played strip poker. 7. Never have I ever had a one-night stand. 8. Never have I ever had a friend with benefits. 9....
adminoiam2single Dec 31 '19
1. Don’t start big just because your friends or everyone else is lifting big. Start small, it’ll be easier to maintain the routine and there’s a much smaller chance you’ll injure yourself. 2. If you are unsure how to do an exercise correctly – for the love of god ask. Most people are friendly and will help. 3. Nobody cares what you look like at the gym. You shouldn’t be discouraged by...
adminoiam2single Dec 31 '19
I will leave you in 2019, but not what you taught me. I refuse to forget how you filled my heart with fireflies that brightened up my world, lighting up all the stars in the sky, leaving my eyes glimmering with admiration under white fluorescent lights. I won’t leave behind the memories of our love; how we illustrated the true meaning of devotion by fighting so fervently and valiantly till the...
adminoiam2single Dec 31 '19
He’s not your almost boyfriend. He’s just an asshole who picks and chooses when he wants to acknowledge your existence. He glances at your texts and ignores them for weeks, then lays the flirting on thick when he actually decides to answer you because he doesn’t want you mad at him. He wants you to stay infatuated with him. He doesn’t want you dating anyone else, but he doesn’t have plans to...
adminoiam2single Dec 31 '19
Thanks for blocking me, because honestly, I was never going to be the one to do it. I was never going to give up on you. I was going to continue fighting for you, for us, for what we could potentially become. I was going to keep chasing you and chasing you until my heart couldn’t take it anymore. Even though watching you walk out of my world hurt like hell, it was also a relief. It was a wake...
adminoiam2single Dec 31 '19
Aries You should embrace your true feelings. You should stop hiding away your heart and actually allow yourself to express your emotions. Taurus You should embrace your failures. You should stop punishing yourself over them and start learning from them. Gemini You should embrace your differences. You should stop trying to fit in with the crowd and be your own, authentic, unique self....
adminoiam2single Dec 31 '19
I recently had an epiphany. It wasn’t in the shower. It wasn’t while meditating under a tree. It was while sitting in the bathroom. As I held the toilet paper in my hand, I realized that it was single-ply. Clearly, I had long ago decided to save money by cutting this corner. “We are not in a position to indulge in such excesses!” I imagine I might have thought, shifting my...
adminoiam2single Dec 30 '19
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